Wednesday, May 30, 2007

What's the most exciting place you've ever been lost?

Survey Says:
En route to McDonald's


Analysis:

Thursday, May 24, 2007

What were you doing at this time last week?

After a brief hiatus, I bring you today's RQoD which requires, perhaps, a different part of the brain than usual.

Survey Says:
"The same thing I'm doing right now." (4)
"I was preparing for an intergalactic battle involving cheerios and necco waifers"


Analysis:
What exciting lives we lead!

Friday, May 18, 2007

What do you consider to be the proudest moment of your life so far?

Survey Says:



Analysis:

How would you complete the sentence "Someone really should...?"

(RQoD from May 17th)

Survey Says:

Apparently no one liked this question, as I only received one person's responses. Those included:
1) Bring back natural selection.
2) Publish me.
3) Challenge the world to a logic contest. All those who fail will be transported to a locale where they will only have to suffer each other. The New Australia. Maybe those who pass should be moved. There are sure to be fewer.

Analysis:
I like it.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

What is the first thing you remember about 1991?

Survey Says:

"slap bracelets!"
"Neon was big"
"January 1st"
"listening to MC Hammer tapes"

Analysis:
this has given me ideas for several other RQoDs.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

To how many decimal places do you know pi?

Survey Says:
10
8
7 (2)
6

Analysis:
Really? My friends are clearly not a representative sample of the American population. What do you think?

FYI:
3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 (according to wikipedia; though the first 20 decimal places were verified by other, slightly more reputable sites).

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

What is your favorite word?

Survey Says:
"plethora"
"lascivious"
"boooooobies!!!!"
"poop"
"licentious"
"Floccinaucinihilipilification"
"obsequious"



Analysis:
Ironically, I have no words.

I'm doing away with Mondays. With what should they be replaced?

Survey Says:

"Fun Day"
"recess"
"cotton candy"
"Bethesday"
"any day starting with S"
"Margaritas on the beach day"
"Puppies"

Analysis:
...um...

Thursday, May 3, 2007

What is something you'd never eat, even if you were starving to death?

Survey Says:
humans (2)
feces (2)
myself (2)
my own heart
insects/spiders
a cockroach or a cat
haggis
brain



Analysis:
not for the faint of stomach...
Honestly. what response did we really expect apart from "ew?"

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

If you had* an arch-nemesis, who would it be?

Survey Says:
"Lois! She always messes with my plans to rule the world!"
"tighty whities"
"stupidity and humidity are my rhyming nemeses"
"Flaccidtron, the impotence robot"
"Mormons?"
"Keith **, a costume designer from high school"
"Ursula from the Little Mermaid"
"Myself"
"I have a few nemeses...most of them are frat guys"



Analysis:
Another fun one.
* If you already have an arch-nemesis, you are welcome to use him/her/it as your answer. You can also postulate a new one.
** Names omitted. I considered changing them, just for the fun of it, but that might negatively affect the purity of my research.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

If you could nominate someone to be the bachelor/bachelorette, who would it be?

Survey Says:
Samantha Jones (from Sex and the City)
Jennifer Lopez
"My sister so she doesn't marry the schmuck she's about to marry."
"My friend Rob because he needs to get some."


Analysis:
This one's mostly funny if you're planning to discuss it with people who all know the same people. But fun to think about nonetheless. Tune back in for tomorrow's question; it'll be a doozy. Hehe. doozy.