How would you complete the following sentence? "If I were someone else, I would be _______."

Survey Says:
Sir Richard Branson
James Bond,Thomas Jefferson,Barack Obama,Stephen Colbert, Tony Stark,Bruce Wayne, JFK,Jesus, George Washington, Bob Marley, Saint Peter
Better yet - all of those guys put together into one dude.
Why would I want to be someone else?
Myself
very confused
I like being me: 3
"giving myself seed money to start a project involving hot tubs and process drama."
Leonardo DaVinci, Benjamin Franklin, John Steinbeck, Neil Armstrong, Bob Hope AND Bing Crosby, Jimmy Stewart or Katherine Hepburn, in no particular order
and Tiger Woods

Analysis:
I would like to express appreciation for those who actually answered the question as posed. It was a fill in the blank for a reason, in order to enable both the expected lists of names as well as clever alternatives including "...very confused" (10 points for that on, MSH) or potentially "...disappointed, because I'm awesome." Not that these responses surprise me in the least, but I do appreciate it when responders take the time to answer the question I have so carefully crafted to encourage flexible responding.