If you could give someone else a superpower, what would it be, and to whom?

Survey Says:
I would give my little sister the ability to be VERRRRRRYYYYY quiet.
I would give all people in the Midwest the ability to generate heat from within! It is just too cold out there!
I'd give President-Elect Barack Obama the superpowers of Superman, so that he could do his job super-fast, use his super-breath to re-freeze the polar ice caps, use his X-Ray vision to find bin Laden, and then pull a Superman IV move and throw all the nuclear weapons in the world into the sun. That would be super-awesome.
i would give people the ability to see through the sarcasm.
I would give my dogs the ability to talk. (2)


Analysis:
Huh. Okay, then. I'm actually somewhat disappointed to end on a Disney-esque talking pets note, but so it shall be. A cool question, though, if I do say so myself.